Dear LITTLE WALTER
You may remember a little while back, of my exciting financial developments with the humbly titled “little” Walter Dorman.
And it’s been a fair old while since I’ve heard from the most unfortunate man in ‘Diamond Rich Sierra Leone’, but hurrah! He’s written back to me, and here’s what the fucker said!
Please accept this little compensation from Master Walter Dorman.
My reply to follow soon!
Greetings of peace I bring to you in the name of God beloved uncle.
faith. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kind
interest and willingness to assist in securing my future and the
(RIP), I pray that God will give you the grace and enablement’s to
assist me in good faith without any fear or prejudice, while I am
on my end strongly promising you that you will not regret whatever
form of help or assistance you are going to give to me in
getting this fund transferred into your bank account in your
country or elsewhere you may have a reliable bank account that
can contain the funds and also consider the economic durability
of your country for future investment of the fund into a
However, I will like you to first have in mind that my contacting
you to assist me get this fund transferred into your account is not
for a child’s play neither for jokes, I am more than desperate to have
this fund transferred out of here so that it will enable me further my
studies in the University and to get out of this suffering and pains
am going through, so kindly take me serious and try to build a
mutual relationship with me and have a mutual understanding. I want
you to know also that we have to be in steady communications through
Email, and non steady phone to speak with you, till the fund is
successfully transferred into your account because of my safety do not
know what might be required of you to get this fund transferred but am
assuring you that whatever commitment you will involve in the cause of
having this fund transferred into your account successfully will be
greatly rewarded to you.
Please, I want you to know that I have gone through so much pain in my
tender age and am still in pains. I want you to assure me that you
will take me as your son, you will not betray or treat me bad in any
I have explain myself very well to you, I kindly need your
understanding and forward to me your full details to enable me
place an official and formal submission and application to the
bank presenting your details such as, YOUR FULL NAMES,YOUR RECENT
CONTACT ADDRESS or RESIDENCE ADDRESS,OCCUPATION,AGE and a copy of YOUR
PASSPORT OR IDENTITY, these are the vital information’s I need from
you which I will attach to my letter of attestation and
application to the bank to identify you as my late father’s
foreign partner and the co-beneficiary to the fund which falls in
line with the agreement of deposit my late father signed with
the bank which I am having a copy of the deposit slip and the agreement letter with
me and i shall send it to you in my next mail when i hear from you.
I will not fail to let you know that I am confiding so much in
you irrespective of the fact that we have never met each other
before nor known each other very well, and you may be wondering why
I suddenly chose or contacted you, not knowing you and more things
about you, Yes the truth is that i have no doubt in GOD, I prayed
and fasted and asked God to provide for me one who will have
affection for me and help me with a sincere mind, do not have
any biased mind or prejudice in your mind to help me as I Vow
with my life to pay you back abundantly once this fund gets
transferred into your account and thereafter my coming over to
meet with you in your country, my passport which I have attached in
this mail is for you to know the person you are about to help in his
In case you don’t mind, please tell me more about you, your
age, religion, and pictures, Don’t feel embarrassed
with my too many questions and please I didn’t mean to stress
you this much. I will appreciate your very urgent response to me
with the full details as I have requested above, when I hear
your positive response, I will give you the deposit documents, the
agrrement letter and the bank contact for you to contact the bank for
the transfer of the fund to your account. I will like you to promise
me that you will not betray me immediately is transfer to your
Thank you and best regards
Little Walter Dorman.
It aggrieves me terribly that you think me capable of childish games or horse play. My intention was only to lighten your mood and bring a smile to your face. Ah at last, I am sensible of your haunting visage. You remind me of a young Dale Winton or Kris Akabusi. Awooga! You must have cut quite a dash in Ford Sierra.
I am heartily glad for your well wishes. I am pleased that we might come to some mutual understanding. My boiler is very old and I would like some decking over the flags in the back garden. I have significant Kays Catelogue bills and I fear that any day that the Bailiffs may relieve me of my Sega Mega Drive and Breville Pie Magic. Oh, can you help me with this, Dear WALTER? Or will you drop me like a hot shit, like Victor Obogu. He assured me he was a Nigerian Prince and promised to rest some funds in my account. When he found out about my catelogue bills, he no longer wanted to continue with our mutually benefiical arrangement. You wouldn’t do that to me would you, dear WALTER?
I need a sign of your good will, so I know you won’t abuse me like Victor. Please give me the following details:
Your waist measurement
your first album
Shanks or Bigfoot
Your bank account number
Your sort code.
I attach a photo, I hope to delight your eye and show you that you can trust me with your details and I only hold minor convictions in my country of East Skemmerlandia.