He: Why that’s girl’s so beautiful. Her eyes are large like the Nazca plate and her lips are like delicate toilet paper. Why, a girl so beautiful as that wouldn’t be interested in a bum like me. Sometimes it’s hard for girls to get past my job in the fluffy animal abbatoir.
She: Alright, have you got the time?
He: It’s half three. Say, I don’t suppose you fancy going out some time? Could I have your number?
She: Yeah sure. It’s 18934 88474 28282.
He: Oh Brilliant. Phone you later.