I am an artist in many ways. Even just simple the way I breathe or pick up a pot noodle oozes ‘art’. Some might say my very existence is art. I express this art in many ways. Sometimes I write short plays about cops, copping off, and copse, other times I write music. Some of you may know that I am part of the infamous quartet ‘123 Bumming’ where I write tender love songs and perform them in many mystical ways too complex for you to fully conceive.
Today I am giving you the opportunity to at least try to understand my ‘art’. Today I bring you one of my most celebrated songs called ‘Muy Caliente’.
Muy Caliente is a tender love song based mainly on the effects of potent physical attraction. Listen to it, and make it the theme for your life. Upload it it your i-pod device and play it before the object of your affections comes around for a swinging party. Y’know, the girl you’ve had your eye on from the Abattoir. Yeah, the one with the lazy eye.