A few folks have been requesting my e-mail address, phone number, shoe size and cup measurment (not sure why they’re so interested in my crockery). So, lo! Here is a form by which you can contact me via the power of the interweb. You may like to grill me on the content of my dreams (just don’t ask about last nights-it was disturbing), what bedding I’d like on my bed, what tattoos you should get (answer: the Poundland logo).
Maybe you’d like to ask our resident astrologer and dead french king, Louis XIV, a question. Be assured I will convey your comments to him.