Dr. Angel Factoids

Hello!

I am Dr. Angel, Internet doctor and head of international corporation, Angel Industries.  Additionally, I am an International wildchild. I like street fighting, and hanging around at the dead of nite.

I enjoy monte carlo, gambling, speed boats and trinkets and baubles. 

Angel Biog

I was born in 1859 around the time of the Digital Revolution.  My father was employed as a textile merchant and my mother was a tanning cabin (£3 for six minutes, recently retubed).  From a very early age, olde worlde values were instilled in me as I was sent to the Christina Aguilera Polite Ladies Finishing Schoole.  The Headmistress at this time was Lady Kerry of Katona. Upon Finishing Finishing school I worked as a pit pony in a pot noodle mine where I was ‘spotted’ by a talent scout.  I then shot to fame as the ‘Face of Germoloids’. 

Originally, I was a regular contributor to an internet forum, that had many incarnations, most recently, The Cuban Lounge, where I pedalled my nonsense for three score years and ten. I was forced to leave after a messy incident that involved the other half  of ‘The Gusset Girls Canalside Roadshow’. The Gusset Girls were a duo comprised of me and my comrade, Ms. Impartial (aka Ms Naranja Gusset) and we toured the muddy waterways of industrial Britain, turning heads and stomachs alike.  The incident in question involved a portable urinal, a copper bangle and a Franklin Mint bust of Tutenkhamen. Collecting things in installments has never been the same.

I knocked about on live spaces for four years and after World of Sheds’ Fourth Birthday, I developed a grandiose sense of self and thought I deserved a slicker system, and graduated to WordPress, with honours.

My interests include:

  • being random
  • nests
  •  martial arts
  •  hiding
  •  carrying irregular objects
  • gnashing teeth and wringing my hands on the Yorkshire Moors
  •  Wigan
  • tae kwon do and drinking.  Concurrently.
  •  duraglit
  • any old iron.
  • Scabies contraction.

I hope you enjoy the blog and feel free to contribute. 

 

Your servant

 

Dr. Angel

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14 thoughts on “Dr. Angel Factoids

  1. Pingback: And so World of Sheds came to Wordpress « Dr. Angel's World of Sheds

  2. hi` there ,took your advise and found a haven for Dr Angel imposters.
    let them begone swiftly , before I inform the authourities.
    As ever yours inattendance
    Dr Angel. Esquire.

  3. is that a coffee beenbag or is it just the way i walk?. do you use windows much ?, sheds,pyramints and being Dr. Angel , how do you cope?. so many questions. oh it puts my mind in a whirl, is it true that you are also Captain Creamcheese, hero of the 2nd battle of wendyhouse. that would be such a thrill!
    right then ,iv`e settled myself and got my coffee, shall we begin.

    yours in laplarch Dr. Angel (re-invented)

  4. Is it a coincidence that Ferdinand II, King of Sicily died in 1859 because of a wound he suffered three years earlier? Who take three years to die because of a wound?

    Ferdinand also enjoyed carrying around random objects (he allegedly kept a bird in his pocket at all times) and was a connoisseur of old iron swords. Did he try to separate from Britain only because he knew people would not look for him there once he “died?”
    Could it be that he never actually died, and he is operating this site?

    • It’s no coincidence. The creation of this blog is steeped in noble tradition and ancient rituals. The original concept was formulated by Cardinal Mazarin and Reel 2 Reel. The original ethos was ‘I like to move it, move it’.

  5. Pingback: 2010 in review: courtesy of Wordpress. « Dr. Angel's World of Sheds

  6. I was curious if you ever thought of changing the layout of your website? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having one or two pictures. Maybe you could space it out better?

    • please, by all means, make some suggestions on the layout. Perhaps there’s not enough owl pictures do you think? Maybe a picture of Disraeli querying a database would be helpful do you think?

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