Commitment to Blog

A few weeks back, I made a commitment to myself to blog once weekly. As you can see, I haven’t been doing too badly after a seemingly endless and, I’m sure for you, dear readers, emotional and tense time without regular acorns from the tree of Sheds.

I had  hoped to bring you more Thomas Bangalter’s Bang Altar (a popular feature so far, thanks for all the feedback) and more of the Kowalski mini adventure this week. Primarily because my good friend Sherby57 is unwell and I know that the only thing that will cure his illness is the bezoar, nay, magic bullet of my blog.

Sadly, events have conspired against me, and it’s been a difficult time at Shed Villas, culminating in a difficult night at Wigan A&E. I really think that that A&E needs to consider the comfort of their plastic chairs, especially if you are there for 12 hours. My arse was so numb that I could have had a brazillian bum lift and not felt a thing. Thankfully, my arse is great, so there was no real need for such radical surgery. You’ll just have to take my word for this.

Suffice to say, there is no blog, apart from this metablog. So, just be grateful for something. Hopefully, next week, I’ll be back on track with some rhomboid busting bloggage and all will be well and balanced in the universe.

See you soon

Dr. A.

2 thoughts on “Commitment to Blog

  1. Oh Lordie Sheds! I’m beginning to think that somehow you are my good twin in an alternative reality. Because I decided a wee while back to try and increase my blogging rate from monthly to weekly, is why. Isn’t that creepy?
    Well now, sorry to hear that things have been uncomfortable at Shed Villas and I hope that your stay at A&E had a happy outcome. I’m happy to take your word for it that your arse is great and you don’t sound like you’re boasting at all, no sirree bob! I’m sure they’re the finest pert butt-ocks in the whole wide world.
    The last time I spent a night at A&E was a couple of years ago. My little Juanita’s ear exploded after a day of aches and pains. She sat there crying while her eardrum popped and a watery orange ichor oozed out. I hope your stay wasn’t as painful as that.
    Looking forward to Thomas Bangaltar’s next investigation.

    • Dear G

      Thank you for your words and your affirmations on my arse. Things remain tentative at shed villas, but I am certain normal service shall resume. I will seek out your e-mail address if I can find it, and pen you a missive. x

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