Walter Dorman writes back!

 

Greetings of peace I bring to you in the name of God beloved uncle.

As I sincerely pray that this message finds you well and in good
faith. I want to  thank you from the bottom of my heart for your kind
interest and  willingness to assist in securing my future and the
only Fortune left behind by my late father of the blessed memory
(RIP), I pray that God  will  give you the grace  and enablement’s  to
 assist  me  in good faith  without any fear or prejudice, while I  am
on my end strongly  promising you that  you will not  regret whatever
form  of  help  or  assistance  you  are going  to  give to me  in
getting  this  fund transferred  into your bank account  in your
country  or elsewhere  you  may  have a reliable  bank account that
can  contain the  funds  and  also  consider the   economic durability
 of  your  country  for  future  investment  of the  fund into  a
lucrative  venture.

However, I will like you to first  have in  mind  that  my  contacting
you to assist  me  get  this fund transferred into your account is not
for a child’s play neither for jokes, I am more than desperate to have
this fund transferred out of here so that it will enable me further my
 studies in the University and to get out of this suffering and pains
am going through, so kindly take me serious  and  try to build  a
mutual relationship with  me  and have  a mutual understanding. I want
you to know also that we have to be in steady communications through
Email, and non steady phone to speak with you, till the fund is
successfully transferred into your account because of my safety do not
know what might be required of you to get this fund transferred but am
assuring you that whatever commitment you will involve in the cause of
having this fund transferred into your account successfully will be
greatly rewarded to  you.

Please, I want you to know that I have gone through so much pain in my
tender age and am still in pains. I want you to assure me that you
will take me as your son, you will not betray or treat me bad in any
way.

I have explain myself very well to you, I kindly need your
understanding and forward to me your full details to  enable  me
place  an  official  and  formal submission  and application  to  the
bank presenting  your details such as, YOUR FULL NAMES,YOUR RECENT
CONTACT ADDRESS or RESIDENCE ADDRESS,OCCUPATION,AGE and a copy of YOUR
PASSPORT OR IDENTITY, these are  the vital information’s  I need  from
 you  which  I  will attach to  my  letter  of  attestation and
application to  the bank to  identify  you  as  my  late  father’s
foreign partner and  the  co-beneficiary  to  the fund which falls in
line  with the agreement  of deposit my  late  father signed  with
the  bank  which  I  am  having a copy  of the deposit slip and the agreement letter with
 me and i shall send it to you in my next mail when i hear from you.

I will  not fail  to  let  you know  that I am confiding  so much in
you irrespective of the fact  that  we have never met each  other
before  nor known  each other very well, and you may be wondering why
I suddenly chose or contacted you, not knowing you and  more  things
about you, Yes the truth is  that  i have no  doubt in GOD, I prayed
and  fasted and  asked  God to provide  for me one  who will  have
affection for me  and help  me  with a sincere mind, do  not  have
any biased  mind  or prejudice  in your mind to  help  me  as  I  Vow
with  my  life  to  pay you  back  abundantly  once  this  fund  gets
transferred  into  your account  and  thereafter  my coming  over  to
meet with  you in your country, my passport which I have attached in
this mail is for you to know the person you are about to help in his
plight.

In case  you don’t  mind,  please  tell  me more  about  you, your
age, religion, and pictures, Don’t feel embarrassed
with my too many questions  and  please I didn’t  mean  to  stress
you this much. I will appreciate your very urgent response  to  me
with  the  full  details  as  I  have  requested above, when I hear
your positive response, I will give you the deposit documents, the
agrrement letter and the bank contact for you to contact the bank for
the transfer of the fund to your account. I will like you to promise
me that you will not betray me immediately is transfer to your
account.

Thank you and best regards

Yours sincerely,

Little Walter Dorman.

__________

Dear LITTLE WALTER
 
It aggrieves me terribly that you think me capable of childish games or horse play. My intention was only to lighten your mood and bring a smile to your face. Ah at last, I am sensible of your haunting visage. You remind me of a young Dale Winton or Kris Akabusi. Awooga! You must have cut quite a dash in Ford Sierra.
 
I am heartily glad for your well wishes. I am pleased that we might come to some mutual understanding. My boiler is very old and I would like some decking over the flags in the back garden. I have significant Kays Catelogue bills and I fear that any day that the Bailiffs may relieve me of my Sega Mega Drive and Breville Pie Magic. Oh, can you help me with this, Dear WALTER? Or will you drop me like a hot shit, like Victor Obogu. He assured me he was a Nigerian Prince and promised to rest some funds in my account. When he found out about my catelogue bills, he no longer wanted to continue with our mutually benefiical arrangement. You wouldn’t do that to me would you, dear WALTER?
 
I need a sign of your good will, so I know you won’t abuse me like Victor. Please give me the following details:
 
Your age
Your waist measurement
your first album
Shanks or Bigfoot
Your religion
Your bank account number
Your sort code.
 
I attach a photo, I hope to delight your eye and show you that you can trust me with your details and I only hold minor convictions in my country of East Skemmerlandia. 

Angel

I spent ages doing myself up.

3 thoughts on “Walter Dorman writes back!

  1. Firstly, that’s a cracking photo of you. You must have been in the beauty salon for ages to get yourself looking so fresh. Well done.

    Secondly, I’m overjoyed that Little Walter is taking your relationship so seriously. It sounds like you have a magnificent life ahead of you once your Kays catalogue bill is paid. It will be a wonderful day when the White Arrow van appearing on your estate doesn’t send chills down your spine.

  2. Pingback: The return of Walter Dorman! « World of Sheds

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