Yes, I can’t help but feeling so strongly towards you, and we’ve only just met.
I think we go so well together, like vomit and sawdust. I miss you like bog roll on the day after a heavy drinking session. I need you like immodium instants before the flight home from Turkey. Oh, I’ve a fever for you, like consumption.
What’s brought this on? I’m watching a Romcom. You, Me and Dupree, no less, is on at the moment.
By the way, why are the heroines in Romcoms always primary school teachers? Does that make a woman more attractive? Like a playboy bunny emblem on a car or a tattoo of tweetie pit on a cleavage.
Yes. Yes all these things are attractive