Angel Muzak

I am an artist in many ways.  Even just simple the way I breathe or pick up a pot noodle oozes ‘art’.  Some might say my very existence is art.  I express this art in many ways.  Sometimes I write short plays about cops, copping off, and copse, other times I write music.  Some of you may know that I am part of the infamous quartet ‘123 Bumming’ where I write tender love songs and perform them in many mystical ways too complex for you to fully conceive. 

Today I am giving you the opportunity to at least try to understand my ‘art’.  Today I bring you one of my most celebrated songs called ‘Muy Caliente’.

Muy Caliente is a tender love song based mainly on the effects of potent physical attraction.  Listen to it, and make it the theme for your life.  Upload it it your i-pod device and play it before the object of your affections comes around for a swinging party. Y’know, the girl you’ve had your eye on from the Abattoir. Yeah, the one with the lazy eye.


4 thoughts on “Angel Muzak

  1. I have tears in my eyes as I type this. Your music has touched me in places that could only be pointed to on a crude doll in a court of law.

    I will now re-write my will to insist that ‘Muy Caliente’ is played at my funeral, and at the climax of the song, my corpse will be animatronically ejected from the coffin, exclaiming ‘Muy Caliente’ using a voice synthesiser (the voice will be either Wee Jimmy Krankie or Les Dennis, I have yet to decide).

    Thank you.

  2. Dear Sherby. I can’t tell you how many people have uttered exactly the same thing after hearing this.

    Thank you for your heartfelt response. I actually sang this at an open mic thing at a music festival. I was mobbed.

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