Don’t miss the party line

Dar shed lovers
It hasn’t escaped my hawklike notice that there has been a recent influx of subscribers and readers to my humble website.  Initially, I ascribed this to my advert in ‘Bum Fun Monthly’ and ‘Reeking of Marxism Quarterly’, but I am assured by my local ombudsman (Bud Budsman) that this is not the case.
Now, shed fans, I am not complaining.  I am infact, writhing with utter delight, like someone who has found a discarded bag of Galaxy Minstrels, but what, pray tell is the score?  I think I’ve been embroilled in some kind of flaming collective who like to cause the downfall of unsuspecting msn blogs. 
Can you give me answers?  Can you?
Your pal
Dr. a