Lessons in Love

As you may remember, pungent shedders, I was dating Heathcliffe from Wuthering Heights for a long time.  Sadly, last year saw the demise of our relationship due to ‘autistic differences’.  We were going in different directions.  Heathcliffe wanted to wring his hands, gnash his teeth and wanted to "silence jabbering tongues with cold steel" and I wanted to ‘roll out barrels’, watch a Spanish chef and a Portuguese waiter get it on over a hot cupboard and ride trilobites to Gawky park to see the Scorpions fart the "wind of change".  So we went our separate ways.  Since then I’ve been thrust into the world of dating.  Yes.  Extensive investigations (reviewing my archives from 2006) have revealed that my perfect date would constitute the following:

 

A reading from Angel to the Corinthians

 

"Maybe you can take me on a date to my favourite place in the world. The local park. There we can spend stolen moments drinking ‘White lightning’ and seeing who wets themselves first. Then we can play ‘used condom hopscotch’ as we find somewhere to sit and compare the size of our feet. Yours will be freakishly small and I won’t be able to steal my gaze away. You will find this disconcerting and tell me that I have a turn in my eye (boss eyes) which is both unattractive and off putting: You think I’m looking at a shoe tree over your shoulder.  You will have brought me gifts to entice mine eye.  A tie rack inscribed with the words ‘Bowie hates ideas’ or maybe a Toby jug filled with your own piss. Perhaps even a ice bucket with a horses head as the handle on the lid.  All these will make my eye dance like plastic cracker prizes. 

What say you? Bear in mind that only a fool would pass up this chance."

 

A lesson for all of us, I think we’ll all agree.  This is how to treat a lady right.  You will probably achieve Level 42 with such a young lady, and receive some ‘Lessons in Love’.  Yes, I know I always say that.

Couple this with my post about ‘The Game’

 

http://angelsworldofsheds.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!C62E310C42209BB7!462.entry

 

And you’ll be a modern day Cassanova, probably to the scale of a Welsh heart throb called Gerwyn who likes to fall asleep playing ‘streets of rage’, or maybe to the scale of a metal worker from Barrow who likes to leave the toilet door open while you’re having a romantic meal.  

 

 

May your dating be fruitful.

 

Your pal in all affairs of the heart

 

Dr. Angel

28 thoughts on “Lessons in Love

  1. was pretty excited when I saw this diaper for sale. I thought it was about time someone tried to replicate a popular baby diaper. The good: It looks very babyish, the tapes hold well and can be refastened and the plastic covering is soft. The not so good: My biggest complaint about this diaper is that it is way too thin. If you”ve worn a Bambino or Secure X-plus this diaper will feel extremely thin. There just isn”t much padding and that leads to my second complaint, I think most AB/DL”s like big bulky diapers. For the amount of padding it does hold alot, but I”d say it”s almost half the thickness of an X-plus. I wasn”t thrilled with the fit of these either. There”s no elastic in the waist band so I had to be careful not to leak through the waist. You get 10 diapers for 20 bucks compared to 8 Bambinos for the same price but these diapers have shipping added at a later date so I don”t even know how much I paid for shipping yet. Conclusion: If you like bulky diapers wait for them to come out with the thicker version they apparently have planned. If you loved the Pampers Baby Dry of the 90”s you might not be disappointed. Just make

  2. Well ‘fun dips’ (I think I know your sister, Sheep).wow, you are ‘fun’ aren’t you? Getting all excited over diapers and thickness of ‘padding’. I bet it feels sooo good close to your skin all that padding. Bet the absorbency comes in useful when it all gets too much for you to leave your bed, dragging your gargantuan bulk around? You stuff down the pain with food, but then you put on weight, you can;t move, the pain gets more intense, you stuff down the pain with more food…The cycle is maintained. I also see you have told the world about your discovery of these tremendous ‘diapers’. O fun dips. How long has it been since something has aroused your loins such as this? Stay in touch now.

  3. My name is Renee I am 35 years old and wear diapers fulltime. I have 2 early memories about diapers as a young child. Once When the family was at a friend’s house I accidently wet my pants. I was very young 4 or 5 at the most. My mom’s friend made me lay down while she put a diaper on me. My mom made me keep it on till we got home. Then I told her I had to go to the bathroom and she said to have my dad undo my diaper. I did but Maybe I should have just used the diaper. Another time I took one of my babysisters diapers and put it on. But fearing I would get in trouble I took it off. As the years went by I thought about diapers often. I even tried them a few more times but like always I just took it off. Then one night I was at my dad’s house playing on his computer I found out I was not the only one. I was so excited! I finally figured out the truth I was not alone and not the only one with this desire. I had thought for years that I was weird or crazy. Then I found some diapers at my job at the nursing home and there were a couple of sample packs and a bag of 12. I started taking them one by one till they were all gone. Then I didn’t really try adult diapers again. But put baby diapers in my panties a few times. Then I finally got my own apt and my own computer. It was like a whole new world opened up for me. I got the courage to buy adult diapers! I also got up the nerve to meet another diaper lover in a bar. It was so great. Although things didn’t work out with him as far as romance he encouraged me to find another diaper lover. So I did I met my husband in a msn diaper chat room. We talked on the net for awhile then the phone fianlly he came to meet me and I moved home with him. He loves diapers as much as I do and is always well stocked. I have been here 5 YEARS now and have been diapered ever since. I wear for need now. I wet the bed nearly every night and sometimes here lately alot of daytime accidents. Having to wear diapers again as an adult presents many challenges. I love and enjoy them though! My husband also needs to wear diapers at night. He also loves to wear when he can.

  4. Carlos, you do realise I’m not a man (because I have heard you favour ‘el hombres’) and there will be no ‘reach-arounds’.Te gusta mucho el hombres alta y gordo. Don’t we all?keep popping back, mi abagnico

  5. ¿Qué pasa Kwonprincess. no no no…………… el hombres are wak yo!Me gustan las mujeres hermosas que disfrutar del sexo durante toda la noche.y tal vez usted y yo podemos conseguir juntos por un buen momento, y el sexo dentro de una de sus sheds!An you know what I mean baby!Carlos

  6. An injunction has been issued for Red Satin. Also, ‘BRITE UP YA ALLY’ has been served with an official Warning. And a bench warrant is currently being served on MSN TV BLog!MSN Internet Court WILL dispense justice on Spaces!My Courtroom is open for Details.Judge C. Qwaylood, presiding

  7. Showing off: I have always wanted people to see me in my baby shame-it’s always been a turn on. Even the first few pairs of baby pants-pre teen-and the shower caps….I would stand in the window of our bathroom and point my pantied ass out the window. I assumed everybody could and would see me-though I don’t think much anyone ever did. Still, the thought of showing off-like a stripper-has always been a turn on. I would stand on our stairs in our living room-so that cars passing by maybe could see me. I don’t think anyone ever did-but still-it was a turn on. I remember sitting in my front yard as a pantied teen-pretending like I was just sitting in the grass-only I would have my shorts pulled down, my long shirt tail covering myself, and my plastic pantied ass-touching the grass-as cars drove by! Very nasty….When I was in my twenties I lived in a neighborhood full of small 800 square ft houses and small families. I had always wanted to show off in my diapers and panties-as I’ve said. At that point in my life I was home much of the daytime. I was usually in a diaper of some sort, and usually a dirty one. I showed off by actually going outside on my front porch and flashing my diapered ass to the neighborhood gals. One day after showing off in my "Bambina" ruffled lacy rubber panties-and getting a loud "hoot" from the girls-I went out for a while to get something at the store. When I came back one of them was just leaving my bushes in front of the hourse-leaving a note. It said "Thanks for the show! Next time, though-show us some meat!" Signed "the neighborhood watch committee". 🙂

  8. Hey ya! Hi everybody. Its Party Time!!We have found a new Spaces Party and CHAT Room and is it a Doozie!! It is in England, but really kewl. It will feature Live Web Cam links, XXX Videos and Pix!! and lots of moaning and groaning, too! The English Lady that owns the Space has moved to My Space, She is a 56yo Granny in Northern England. SHE TOLD US WE COULD DO WHATEVER WE WANT ON HER SPACE FOR THE NEXT 2 NITES!! (before she deletes it!)OKAY THIS LADY IS HORNY♀♀♀♀ AND REALLY INTO SEX . SHE HAS SOME SPICY BLOGS AND SLINKY UNDIE PIX! ♥♥♥ PLUS WE WILL ADD A LIVE WEBCAM LINK!! AND DON’T WORRY!!! ♂☺☻☺☻☺☻♂THERE WILL BE THE USUAL MATTRESS POUNDING AND MOANING THAT YOU’VE ALL COME TO EXPECT FROM OUR FAMOUS PARTY ROOMS©!!SOME REALLY HOT VIDEOS WILL BE PLAYING, TOO!…. SO, DON’T BE SHY.OKAY! GO AHEAD KICK BACK….SMOKE SOME WEED, STRIP OFF THOSE UNDIES, POUND YER PUDDING AND SCREW YER BRAINS OUT!! ENJOY EVERYONE!**THE ORGY WILL START; FRIDAY JAN 23 AT 12 MIDNITE GREENWICH MEAN TIME which is 7pm EASTERN US TIME and 5pm PACIFIC TIME.*** SPACES PARTY ROOM = http://redsatin777.spaces.live.com/Okay, so just drop yo’ drawers, slip off yer panties…grab a handful of Viagra, light up the ol’ bong and lets ALL get Down n’ Durty Friday nite!!!

  9. Well Julia, how could one resist such treasures equal only to the pharoahs? You’d have to have some sort of mental problem like that obsessive cupboard disorder or trouser press syndrome. I don’t have either of them, although I do have an irrational dislike of Nicole Kidman that does impede on my day to day life. Stay safe and mentally well.Dr. A

  10. party at ‘brite up’s’ space tonight! the guestbook is open for a spam-a-lama-ding-dong of a good ol orgy-riffic Time!bring yer bong, bring yer shlong, grab yer Viagra and come along!

  11. whatcha got for me Dr. Q? A severe bout of herpes? A erotic mincing walk? A dead axelottle in a pickle jar? I must know. urnish me with answers.Dr. Angel

  12. HI THERE EVERYONE! ONE OF THE CAP’NS CREW WHO KNOWS GERMAN JUST FOUND US A NEW PARTY ROOM …WHOPPEE![ i dont know how i got roped into this]BUT HERE GOES: THE OWNER IS A GERMAN GIRL, I THINK SHE IS A HOOKER OR PORN STAR ( whatever?) IN BERLIN!I’M JENNA, AND I WILL BE YOUR NEW MSN PARTY ROOM HOSTESS.THE GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL, KINKY AND REALLY INTO SEX . HER BLOGS ARE ALL ABOUT SEX! IN FACT, THE ENTIRE SPACE IS ABOUT SEX!!* PLEASE NOTE * THIS IS NOT A LAME SPACE LIKE RED SATIN…….THIS CHICK HAS BASICALLY GIVEN UP HER SITE, SO WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT AND SHE WONT KNOW IT !!!!ALL THE PHOTO ALBUMS HERE ARE HAWT AND X-RATED!THE GUESTBOOK IS FULL-FEATURED! AND THERE WILL BE PORNO FLICKS PLAYING!!PLUS, SHE HAS A LIVE WEBCAM SEX LINK!!!I WOULD SUGGEST POPPING A HIT OF ECSTASY, GET NAKED, SIP SOME WINE AND JUST GET LOOSE!FIRE UP THOSE WEBCAMS EVERYONE AND LET’S HAVE AN ORGY!!!SO, BREAK OUT THE BONGS AND RUBBERS!BANG YOUR BRAINS OUT, SMOKE YOUR SOCKS OFF !!!….ITS GOING TO BE A REAL PORNOPALOOZA!!! * FOR SECURITY PURPOSES*THE LINK WILL NOT BE DIVULGED UNTIL 2 DAYS BEFORE THE PARTY. due to X-rated subject matter, no one under the age of 18 will be admitted.SEE YA THERE!!!!!!!!

  13. Dear Dr. Angel,I have been asked by tens of women, "How can I make a man love me?" I’ve often answered, "I don’t know" but what I’m really thinking is "What man could?"I’ve decided to write more positive advice for anyone who cares to read or can.A little mystery never hurts. Men are curious creatures and once you stop confessing your undying love and needs, he’ll suddenly become aroused with innate curiosity. "Why did she stop talking to me?" The longer you stop talking to your reluctant love ladies, the more intrigued he’ll be. Just keep it up until he finally cracks. Please note: this cracking phase may take years.Reverse psychology. Men are easy prey to this one. When he says "I don’t love you" you just say, "Yes, you do". When he says, "Who are you", you just respond "You already know".x

  14. Well, I have looked on the Guardian’s Soulmates and can’t find this script. They all start the same way on that site: "gosh this is the hard bit" or some variation. That helps route out the walking chichés.–Good luckMike

  15. ‘Gosh, this is the hard bit, I have a defective chromosone and my favourite band is urban cookie collective. My eyebrows form the shape of the ikea logo and i favour a limp handshake’. don’t they all say that? And if only it turned out to be true! Sigh! I always find myself disappointed Mike.

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