A Epistolary Novel by Angel Industries and Sherby57

A hazard of Parsnips by Dr. Angel Industries and Sherby 57
 
This novel will take the form of a series of letters betwist my good pal and fellow whimisical genius, Sherby 57.  Keep checking in for the novel to unfold
Chapter 1
 
Dear Barrell O’ Parsnips Market Stall holder.

It may come as a surprise to you, yea, it came as quite a surprise to me the true extent of my feelings. Let me set the scene, o sweet barrell-hand. I happened upon you whilst downstairs in the Skem concourse, it was the smell of your beetroot that first aroused me to the sensibility that you were present. I followed the pugnency until I happened upon you proper. There you were, standing o so proud, displaying your wares in what I can only describe as a cavalier manner, with a blatant disregard for my heart.

My heart quickened and a flush came to my countenance as my gaze came to lay on your fungal nail infection. O happy day! Screamed my hormones as my gaze wandered luxuriously to your ‘british bulldog’ Argos chain and your be-sovreigned hands. The stench of stale stella and 20 Rothmans only served to blur the outer limits of my peripheral vision with desire.

O, sweet gent, I turned ‘pon my heel and ran into the cool, sharp fresh air to gain control of my abandon. I placed my hand on my brow, drenched with sweat and Insette hairspray.

All that’s left to say, sir, before I hold my tongue,

‘ows about it luv?

Your enduring servant

Dr. Angel Industries
World of sheds
Back of Aldi
Level 42

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