- does Natasha Beddingfield sound close to shouting when she sings?
- hasn’t everyone shot the cast of Hollyoaks in the GCSE drama-esque school of acting?
- haven’t you shat in a burnt out tyre TODAY?
- haven’t you handed in your dangerous dog as part of the amnesty in Merseyside?
- does posh spice have a mouth like an pre-wildies arse?
- have you not located a ‘secret toilet’?
- don’t you crawl to the photocopier commando stylee then shout "MOVE OUT MOVE OUT!"
- Don’t you bang your bosses desk and shout "JESUS KAWOLSKI, I’M GOING TO NAIL THIS GODDAM PUNK IF I HAVE TO TURN OVER EVERY GODDAM WHORE HOUSE IN THIS SHIT HOLE OF A TOWN". Then run your finges through your hair feverishly, throw a chair and leave.
- don’t you answer the phone next time it rings and do an impression of Charlie Brown’s teacher to the caller. The more annoyed they get, the louder you do it.