Those of you who know me know that I regularly produce insturctional videos to educate the unwashed masses (i.e. you) into the Angel system of working. I am the educator. I knock these titles out from my shed in the Bermuda Triangle (next to the Bermuda Octagon, just after the Spar and the burnt out pram) and now I can exclusively reveal to you the lastest titles that you can buy when you get paid from working in the Carrot packing factory/sunbed salon/slaughterhouse. Please send a cheque for £3875894594876.09999999 for each title plus one peseta p&p music factory to
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- Need an excuse to touch girls up? Learn to tickle
- build your own eye of the tiger
- 1 2 3 Bumming!
- stopping radioactivity with paper
- MC Hammer presents chair bonkers!
- Why reciting lines from comedy shows doesn’t make you funny by A. N. local radio DJ
- Killing Chris Moyles> do it for mankind
- natural selection: selecting produce made easy! Use the pointing method!
- dirty Ticket: giving blow jobs for ciggies
- write songs like an adolescent by Hard Fi
- Mwah wha wha by Charlie Brown’s teacher
- Tuba Monster anatomy
- What is ‘old bumfun’?
- 1 2 3 faeces!