You know I’ll never leave you. Rejoice! However, I am increasingly aware
that AWoS is the new sensation thats sweeping the nation (along with
shitting in a burnt out tyre and spillage kits) and there are increasing
numbers of views of this site each day, and I continue to be amazed and delighted by its popularity. AWoS is now reaching levels of 42 and above in terms of msn spaceage.
Some of you may have found me through other blogs, some of you seem to have found me by typing in ‘copper sulphate’, ‘urethral masturbation’ and ‘marcus tandy, eldorado’ some of you
have found me via the updated spaces page. However, world of shedders, I
want to know you. You know all about me and my evil nemesis Stefan Dennis,
my unerring friendship with Big Nige and my forays to Carlisle and Wigano
centro, but I know almost nothing about you. That is why HERE I am starting
the AWoS register/ hall of fame. You can submit your photos to me and I
will put them in a lovingly created photo album so you can get to know the
gurning and straining countenances of other World of shed fans. You may
even recognise them in the street, spitting on the floor or propositioning a
rent boy. You may wnt to give a hand gesture to show your allegiance to
world of shed so that they know you. Might I suggest the international
gesture for the reformation of parliament?
Submit your photos to email@example.com and I promise to treat them
with the respect they deserve. You will see your likeness imortalised on
world of shed forever. What greater prize is there? I think you’ll find there is none. FACT.
For those more bashful of creatures, get a grip! Alternatively, just sign
your name in the roll call. This involves clicking your mouse, with your
sweaty, meaty hand on ‘add comments’ and leaving your name and 3 factoids
Yours may look like this:
1. Once shat in a burnt out pram
2. Is responsible for the uprising of the Luddites
3. favourite word is ‘scamp’
Some of you have already e-mailed me to give me feedback on AWoS and I thank
each and every one of ye for your kind comments. I would also like to thank
those who have my humble website as a link on their sites. I can think of
Spanglyland and Rooser just off the top of my head. If you see any other AWoS links, let me know.
Looking forward to hearing from you
yours, with unerring love-spaniel devotion