- classify my scabs in order of what continents they resemble.
- knock one out
- steal the thoughts of a procrastinator. That’ll show ’em.
- re-enact the war of the roses vs the discovery of penicillin. Seargeant Barry Cryer from the Bill will star, as will Feargal Sharkey.
- make the beast with two backs with Feargal Sharkey
- I will ask Falco to rock me, Amadeus.
- Shit in a bridgestone tyre
- visit the temple of Asclepion, and tease the snake.
- climb to level 42 and take some lessons in love.
- write a song with too much detail in it, and send it to Craig David and see how he likes it:
I woke up at about 7.30
I was tired and put my alarm on snooze
still in a hypnogogic state, I return to my bed
It is white and purple, you know, pastel shit
then I went back to sleep and had largely REM sleep, thus not restorative sleep
not the kind of sleep you want, you know, you still feel nagged
then I probably got laid, as I’m so fucking fit
tra la la, I’m a huge gaylord.
What will you be getting up to this Bank holiday, world of shedders?
Craig was going to pish his pants if he didn’t get off the train soon.