- …traversing the canyon in Gordon Ramsay’s chin
- Taking sprouts off the agenda
- making the following equation quadratic
internet chatrooms+a/s/l please+female username=advances from potential sex pests+intentions of unwarranted cybersex from man in india
- eating blue copper sulphate crystals from Paul Danan’s needy laboratory (caam on babe, i love hugs, i’m a really huggy person. I fackin’ love your tits babe)
- knocking one out
- changing my name by deed poll to ‘Maclchisodek of Old’
What have you been doing this weekend? You probably went to Wigan.