Kurt Cobain
01 Nov 2011 4 Comments
Thanks to Kurt Cobain who emailed me via the ‘Contact me’ form:
Ow do,
Since I crossed over into th’afterlife, I’ve been suffering the most awful lumbago. You wouldn’t credit it – it’s a shocker.
That is, pretty much, all I wanted to say at this stage.
Yers
K Cobain Esq
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Dear Kurt
I can thoroughly empathise, suffering from ringworm myself. Nothing aggravates a health condition like passing over to the other side. And I don’t mean ITV 3.
I know that’s all you wanted to say, but do say more. Firstly, because I imagine you live life like a computer game.
Yours, Dr. Angel
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Nov 03, 2011 @ 20:46:49
Have you had a haircut yet Kurt? Because you bloody well need one.
Nov 12, 2011 @ 00:59:51
Will you ask him why three millionaires were so unhappy with life.
Was it because they were jealous of Bronski Beat?
After all, Bronski Beat set the standard for music, and frankly, Nirvana just didn’t live up to it.
Nov 13, 2011 @ 12:10:53
Dear argus. Can I call you argus? Can I call you argos: the patron saint of betting pens and slips of paper?
What? I can’t?
But your eyes shine like a cubic zirconia belly ring.
No matter. Back to the case in hand. Yes, bronski beat can precipitate many a ruminative, turbulent psychological state of mind, of which very little can abate. Not even sitting close to someone who smells of horses and wee wee. I believe it was bronski beat that caused the setting conditions for world war 2.
Nov 14, 2011 @ 22:06:50
You can call me whatever you like, Doctor Angel, but if it’s Saturday night, I prefer to be called Celeste. I break character for no one.
I’ve had that theory about Bronski Beat for quite some time. I believe that through their music they were able to break the space-time continuum, travel back to pre-WWII Germany, in influence people’s minds through a complex method of hypnosis and mood setting.
Is it possible that Adolf Hitler was just a puppet and the men of Bronski Beat were the the puppet masters?
In short, yes.