Riddle quiz

What am I?

I smell sweetly of apricots initially, but don’t be fooled.2 hours later I’ll smell of biscuits crushed into sweaty bisto.

6 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Graham
    Jul 28, 2011 @ 18:19:31

    Stale Earl Grey with essence of unprincipled lemur.

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  2. Doctor Angel
    Jul 30, 2011 @ 15:49:27

    Sorry G, try again. Good guess though. Nearly there.

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  3. Graham
    Jul 30, 2011 @ 22:37:54

    Ah, got it. Wild budgie’s sperm. It’s so obvious now that I’m calm again.

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  4. sherby57
    Aug 01, 2011 @ 11:35:12

    It’s Lord Mountbatten, isn’t it? Obvious.

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  5. Doctor Angel
    Aug 02, 2011 @ 21:31:08

    Sorry guys, it’s fake tan. No prizes for this round, but I still love you like I love a sports bra.

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  6. Graham
    Aug 04, 2011 @ 16:09:31

    And what do you think goes into fake tan? (apart from fake skin of course). Oh Sheds, where would we be without crushed biscuits and sweaty bisto? Pale.

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