A Epistolary Novel by Angel Industries and Sherby57
08 Oct 2008 4 Comments
in Books
It may come as a surprise to you, yea, it came as quite a surprise to me the true extent of my feelings. Let me set the scene, o sweet barrell-hand. I happened upon you whilst downstairs in the Skem concourse, it was the smell of your beetroot that first aroused me to the sensibility that you were present. I followed the pugnency until I happened upon you proper. There you were, standing o so proud, displaying your wares in what I can only describe as a cavalier manner, with a blatant disregard for my heart.
My heart quickened and a flush came to my countenance as my gaze came to lay on your fungal nail infection. O happy day! Screamed my hormones as my gaze wandered luxuriously to your ‘british bulldog’ Argos chain and your be-sovreigned hands. The stench of stale stella and 20 Rothmans only served to blur the outer limits of my peripheral vision with desire.
O, sweet gent, I turned ‘pon my heel and ran into the cool, sharp fresh air to gain control of my abandon. I placed my hand on my brow, drenched with sweat and Insette hairspray.
All that’s left to say, sir, before I hold my tongue,
‘ows about it luv?
Your enduring servant
Dr. Angel Industries
World of sheds
Back of Aldi
Level 42
Oct 09, 2008 @ 12:44:00
If you’ve got a problem, yo i’ll solve it, check out chapter 2 as the DJ revolve it:http://sherby57.co.uk/2008/10/09/a-hazard-of-parsnips-chapters-1-2/
Dec 17, 2010 @ 10:48:47
Isn’t it lovely when you’re on holiday and you get to do all the things you’ve been meaning to do for ages… Nice idea. Shall continue anon.
Dec 18, 2010 @ 13:25:27
I hope you’re enjoying it, Red. I hope it’s making you lol and rofl like the famed roflcopter.